10 Ways to tell if your a liberal !

1. Believe that capital punishment it cruel but abortion is compassionate and liberating.
2. Believe that business creates oppression but government creates opprotunity
3. Believe that guns in the hands of law abiding citizens is more dangerious then nuclear weapons in the hands of Iran or North Korea.
4. Believe that art did not exisit before there was federal funding.
5. Believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earths climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. Believe that George W. Bush is more of a threat to the world then Osama Bin ladan.
7. Believe that Ben Affleck is more knowledgable on foreign policy then Colin Powell, George Shultz, and Al Haig combined.
8. Believe that taxes are too low but ATM fee's are too high.
9. Believe that standardized tests are racist, but Robert Bryd is not.
10. Believe that the only reason socialism has failed everywhere it has been tried is because it has not yet been ran by the "right" people.